General

Any Open Windows?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 30, 2011
General, Leadership / No Comments

General Authority at Stake Leadership Conference: Can I have a couple of volunteers to guard the doors? I’m going to ask everyone to stand before I get started and I don’t want anyone to get away.

Overheard by: Run!

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I Am A Child Of Mexico

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 28, 2011
General, Sunday School, YSA / No Comments

YSA teacher: Where do we all come from?
Class: [silence]
YSA teacher: Where do you come from?
YSA class member: Well, I was born in the US but my parents are from Mexico…

Overheard by: The Wuera

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Bueller… Bueller?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 26, 2011
General, Sunday School, YSA / No Comments

YSA sunday school teacher: So, who died for us?
Class: [silence]
YSA teacher: Really?!

Overheard by: The Wuera

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Gift Of The Holy Ghost Attack

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 22, 2011
General, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments

Non-member boy to YM: Haha, your a Mormon.
YM: Yeah… and we believe in the laying on of hands. [hits other boy]

Overheard by: Prophecies and Promises

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Zoramite Insults

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 20, 2011
Children, General, Parents / No Comments

Six-year-old girl: Why did they build the Rammy-dum-dum?

Overheard by: Suckers

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The Recession Hit The Ward Hard

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 18, 2011
Children, General, Nursery, Primary / No Comments

2-year-old after nursery: Where’s mommy?
5-year-old sister: Remember, mommy doesnt work in primary anymore. She got fired!

Overheard by: Ward Employment Specialist

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Carrots vs. Karats

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 14, 2011
BYU, General / No Comments

BYU girl: I would much rather him spend money on my food then on my ring.

Overheard by: 42-36-42

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