BYU Book of Mormon class professor: Boys, many girls are cold, but few are frozen—so put your arms around them.
Overheard by: Sara
General
Sunbeam teacher: What’s your favorite Church song—and we’ll sing it together as a class?
Boy: Lady Gaga!
Overheard by: I was born this way
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on April 21, 2011
Children, General, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, General, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
11-year-old boy bearing testimony about testimonies: A testimony is like legos. You spend a long time building it up, just so your little brother can come and knock it down.
Overheard by: Building Block Head
Single ward bishop: I don’t like the term linger longer, I prefer to call it have a cookie take a lookie
Overheard by: Modern Brigham
Young man bearing his testimony about missionary work: The spirit was so strong it was like a nuclear bomb was going off in my heart.
Overheard by: HG Manhattan Project
Little girl while the choir is singing in the afternoon session of General Conference: It looks like a rainbow! I love rainbows!
Overheard by: Doug
Bishop: How do you think John the Baptist was able to give the priesthood to Joseph Smith after having had his head cut off?
Primary child #1: He didn’t need his head to put his hands on Joseph Smith.
Bishop: No, he had his head on. How do you think that was possible?
Primary child #2: Did they sew it back on?
Overheard by: David S.
