Beehive: It’s weird because in Utah everyone is Mormon, but here, everyone is lesbian.
Beehive’s sister: LUTHERAN! Not lesbian! You’ve got to stop mixing those two up!
Overheard by: Nikup
General
Announcement of the pallbearers at the funeral of a sister who never married: She requested her pallbearers all be women, if any men wanted to take her out, they should have done so while she was living.
Overheard by: I Can Do It Myself
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on January 03, 2012
General, High Priests, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
General, High Priests, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
High Priest speaking in sacrament meeting: If anyone tells you they have a problem with organized religion, tell them most of the time we’re disorganized anyway.
Overheard by: High Priests Know Best
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on December 30, 2011
General, High Priests, Sunday School / No Comments
General, High Priests, Sunday School / No Comments
50-year-old talking about his lack of grandkids: I wish my kids would get on the ball! I’m gonna buy ‘em a book… Procreation for Dummies.
Overheard by: The Special Hug
HP group teacher: What do you do when you wake up grumpy in the morning?
HP: I don’t wake up grumpy, I just let her sleep.
Overheard by: Zzzz’s
Young girl: I belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Ladders and Skates.
Overheard by: Big Snakes
Bishop, to sister who was sustained: Okay, Sister..you’re in!
Overheard by: Playful Bum Slap
