Overheard In The Ward

YSA #1: You’re like <does something with arms>.
YSA #2: I’m a zombie?
YSA #1: A raptor. I didn’t want to go full raptor
YSA #2: You went ‘Thriller’

Overheard by: Left Hand Only

Nonchalant older BYUI male: Well, I hope you feel better and you don’t have to get your stomach pumped.

Overheard by: Monday Morning in the Sweet Long Line to the Financial Aid Office

Ward bulletin announcement: Tifie Scout camp website – The bishop will be giving physicals for troop night on Wednesday, July 15 at 6:00 p.m.

Overheard by: Dr. Bishop?

YM Girl 1: We should all bear our testimonies next week!
YM Girl 2: You’re not my friend anymore.

Overheard by: Easy Come, Easy Go

Beehive: It’s weird because in Utah everyone is Mormon, but here, everyone is lesbian.
Beehive’s sister: LUTHERAN! Not lesbian! You’ve got to stop mixing those two up!

Overheard by: Nikup

Announcement of the pallbearers at the funeral of a sister who never married: She requested her pallbearers all be women, if any men wanted to take her out, they should have done so while she was living.

Overheard by: I Can Do It Myself

High Priest speaking in sacrament meeting: If anyone tells you they have a problem with organized religion, tell them most of the time we’re disorganized anyway.

Overheard by: High Priests Know Best