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Naughty Angels

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 13, 2010
General, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

Printed in the sacrament meeting program: Opening Song - Hark The Herald Angels Sin

Overheard by: Clipped Wings

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Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 09, 2010
Children, General, Parents / 5 Comments

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Printed in ward bulletin: Stake Choir practice begins tonight at 6:00 at the Stake Center. Baby sisters will be provided. Please come.

Overheard by: The Stork

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Freudian?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 04, 2010
General, Young Men / Young Women / 3 Comments

Young Woman reading Moses 1:39 in sacrament meeting: …and this is my work and my glory, to bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man.

Overheard by: Scotland YW

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Avatar Parable

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 02, 2010
General, Sunday School / No Comments

Sunday school teacher: Who here has seen Avatar? Ok, if you have then it’s kind of like this… Satan wants to use us as his avatar!
Class nodding heads in agreement: Ahhh

Overheard by: James C.

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She’s So Casual About It

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 01, 2010
General, YSA, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments

Young woman flipping through her Personal Progress book: Shoot! I lost my virtue.

Overheard by: Flipping Pages

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Mr. Fancypants

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 26, 2010
Elders, General, Leadership / No Comments

EQ teacher during lesson on agency: I was the one wearing the nice pants, and the guy with the nice pants gets to make all the decisions.

Overheard by: Slurpeefiend

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Make-A-Title

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 22, 2010
General, Relief Society / 7 Comments

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RS sister #1 to RS sister #2 who is newly pregnant with 5th child: So I heard a rumor… is it true?
RS sister #2: Yep.
RS sister #1: Was it planned?
RS sister #2: Ah… yes.
RS sister #1: So you really DID want another child?
RS sister #2: Ah… yes. It would appear so.

Overheard by: MamaOfMany

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