Printed in the sacrament meeting program: Opening Song - Hark The Herald Angels Sin
Overheard by: Clipped Wings
Printed in the sacrament meeting program: Opening Song - Hark The Herald Angels Sin
Overheard by: Clipped Wings
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Printed in ward bulletin: Stake Choir practice begins tonight at 6:00 at the Stake Center. Baby sisters will be provided. Please come.
Overheard by: The Stork
Young Woman reading Moses 1:39 in sacrament meeting: …and this is my work and my glory, to bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man.
Overheard by: Scotland YW
Sunday school teacher: Who here has seen Avatar? Ok, if you have then it’s kind of like this… Satan wants to use us as his avatar!
Class nodding heads in agreement: Ahhh
Overheard by: James C.
Young woman flipping through her Personal Progress book: Shoot! I lost my virtue.
Overheard by: Flipping Pages
EQ teacher during lesson on agency: I was the one wearing the nice pants, and the guy with the nice pants gets to make all the decisions.
Overheard by: Slurpeefiend
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RS sister #1 to RS sister #2 who is newly pregnant with 5th child: So I heard a rumor… is it true?
RS sister #2: Yep.
RS sister #1: Was it planned?
RS sister #2: Ah… yes.
RS sister #1: So you really DID want another child?
RS sister #2: Ah… yes. It would appear so.
Overheard by: MamaOfMany