Gospel Doctrine teacher writing “Endor to the end” on the chalkboard: We have to endure to the end of our lives.
Overheard by: Wicket W. Warrick
Elders
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 25, 2009
Elders, General, High Priests, Relief Society, Sunday School / 2 Comments
Elders, General, High Priests, Relief Society, Sunday School / 2 Comments
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 24, 2009
Elders, General, High Priests, Leadership / 2 Comments
Elders, General, High Priests, Leadership / 2 Comments
Music PhD student giving an announcement in Priesthood opening exercises: I’m writing a dissertation on using pedagogical techniques to teach tone-deaf people to sing and I’m looking for volunteers.
Bishopric first counselor: Don’t worry, Brother Johnson has already signed up… Oh… and it’s confidential, by the way.
Overheard by: Pedagog-a-what?
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on January 13, 2009
Elders, General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
Elders, General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
The Elder’s Quorum President giving a talk: As members of the Church, we are often asked to give service on the sperm of the moment.
Overheard by: Mallory
Primary President: Well, we were going to meet on the stage…
High Priest Group Leader: We’ll move.
Elders Quorum President: Yeah, they can sleep anywhere.
Overheard by: Stephsterr, The YW Prez
Elder: She is totally a Lead Kindly Light kind of girl.
Elder #2: Huh?
Elder: You know… [singing] Lead Thou Me On.
Overheard by: ChoirFreak
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 24, 2008
Elders, High Priests, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Elders, High Priests, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Expectant father bearing testimony: A pregnant wife is different than a regular wife.
Overheard by: Wincing Wardmember
Elder: I totally think the blond Eve is hotter than the brunette Eve…
Overheard by: Doster
