Three year old watching conference Saturday morning: When is this old man commercial gonna be over?
Overheard by: Elder Billy Mays
Elders
Bishopric member putting in a plug: The stake president has asked that a priesthood choir be put together for stake conference. So brethren, if you sing, go the Stake Center Sunday at 6 p.m. They need all the help they can get.
Overheard by: SnickeringSinger
EQ teacher during lesson on agency: I was the one wearing the nice pants, and the guy with the nice pants gets to make all the decisions.
Overheard by: Slurpeefiend
EQ Teacher: I’ve heard the brethren and the First Presidency quote C.S. Lewis and Robert Frost poems in General Conference, so I don’t feel too bad about quoting, if it’s true, and relevant to the lesson… Bruce Lee.
Overheard by: Slurpeefiend
EQ president: Will there be any fun activities at FHE tomorrow?
FHE Coordinator: Yes! I can’t give details, but we’re doing a game called Chinese Dragon. It’ll be fun!
EQ president: Will there be fire?
FHE Coordinator: No … No fire. There’ll be bananas though, does that count?
EQ president after a few seconds of silence: No. Okay, moving on..
Overheard by: Nickster
EQ President of a YSA ward: So does anyone have any good dating stories for the past week?
Elders: [silence]
EQ President: Huh. How about missionary moments, anyone have any missionary moments in this last week?
Elders: [silence]
EQ President: Huh! Well, now that we know where our ambition level is, let’s move on to announcements…
Overheard by: Love Long Walks On The Beach
Single guy at BYU singles ward testimony meeting: This ward ceases to amaze me.
Overheard by: ldsjaneite
