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		<title>Use Your Head</title>
		<link>http://overheardintheward.com/2010/08/use-your-head/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 22:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[EQ president: Now, when giving a priesthood blessing, I have heard of instances of putting a drop of olive oil on another part of the body when the head isn&#8217;t available&#8230; Guys, guys, umm, that&#8217;s not what I meant!
Overheard by: Nick S.









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		<title>Secret Combinations</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Elder announcing a ward activity:We will be having a murder mystery, so if you are on the committee please meet with us to help plan the murder.
Bishop&#8217;s wife: Let me get this straight. The bishop just went out of town, so your planning a murder?
Elder: Don&#8217;t worry; we&#8217;ll start with a prayer.
Overheard by: Gidgiddoni









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		<title>Best Informercial Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three year old watching conference Saturday morning: When is this old man commercial gonna be over?
Overheard by: Elder Billy Mays









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		<title>They Stink</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 05:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bishopric member putting in a plug: The stake president has asked that a priesthood choir be put together for stake conference. So brethren, if you sing, go the Stake Center Sunday at 6 p.m. They need all the help they can get.
Overheard by: SnickeringSinger
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		<title>Mr. Fancypants</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[EQ teacher during lesson on agency: I was the one wearing the nice pants, and the guy with the nice pants gets to make all the decisions.
Overheard by: Slurpeefiend
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		<title>Elder B. Lee</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:12:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[EQ Teacher: I&#8217;ve heard the brethren and the First Presidency quote C.S. Lewis and Robert Frost poems in General Conference, so I don&#8217;t feel too bad about quoting, if it&#8217;s true, and relevant to the lesson&#8230; Bruce Lee.
Overheard by: Slurpeefiend
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		<title>Year Of The Banana</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:11:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[EQ president: Will there be any fun activities at FHE tomorrow?
FHE Coordinator: Yes! I can&#8217;t give details, but we&#8217;re doing a game called Chinese Dragon. It&#8217;ll be fun!
EQ president: Will there be fire?
FHE Coordinator: No &#8230; No fire. There&#8217;ll be bananas though, does that count?
EQ president after a few seconds of silence: No. Okay, moving [...]]]></description>
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