Overheard In The Ward

Girl: Wait, Jesus teleported when the disciples walked on water? Can they do that now!?
Boy: Of course, haven’t you heard of project teleport! It’s all over the news. They have done it for like years—but they have human rights issues and everything. But yeah, they do teleport people now.
Girl: are you serious!?
Boy: Of course I still can’t believe you hadn’t heard of it!
Girl: Oh. Okay, sorry.

Overheard by: Miss Daisy

Primary teacher: Run to the throne, not the phone. What does this quote mean?
Child: Run to the bathroom?

Overheard by: Kjudd

Bishop: Our sacrament hymn was chosen by Sister Jones, but she isn’t here today and we don’t know that song, so we’re going to sing something else.

Overheard by: If I Could Hie

Bishopric member at end of testimony meeting: I think we’ve heard enough of your testimonies today.

Overheard by: Bad meeting

Primary teacher: Only white clothes and clean things are allowed in the temple.
Child: So my black bunny can’t get married in the temple?
Primary teacher: Yep!
Child: I guess he will just stay single.

Overheard by: Cowgirl

Young girl: Do you know what would be funny? If someone named their kid The Brother of Jared because when they would go to school everyone would ask him his name and he would say Brother of Jared. Then they would say, “so your brothers name is Jared?” And then he would say, “no my brother’s name is Bob.”

Overheard by: Mahonri Moriancumer

Primary teacher: Where do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: Nevada!
Primary teacher: Okay, where else do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: American Fork!

Overheard by: Lee High