Overheard In The Ward

50-year-old talking about his lack of grandkids: I wish my kids would get on the ball! I’m gonna buy ‘em a book… Procreation for Dummies.

Overheard by: The Special Hug

HP group teacher: What do you do when you wake up grumpy in the morning?
HP: I don’t wake up grumpy, I just let her sleep.

Overheard by: Zzzz’s

4-year-old girl: Mom, can I read scriptures with you?
Mom: Sure, I’m reading about Abinadi.
Girl: Oh, I know who he is… He’s the one who got fired.’

Overheard by: Burnt Ends

8-year-old Primary offering the closing prayer: Dear Heavenly Father, please bless us. Please bless the food. Well, that’s if we are having a potluck today, but if not, that’s okay…

Overheard by: Potluck Equals Nasty

Brother bearing testimony in sacrament meeting: And sometimes, I am a stupid man.
4-year-old: He can’t say that. Mommy will send him to his room.

Overheard by: Wash Your Mouth Out

4-year-old daughter: Mom, you need to turn right.
Mom: Why?
Daughter: Because we were told to choose the right way in primary. Not left! You know, CTR!

Overheard by: Training Permit

10-year-old boy: And when I come home from my mission, I’ll be married in the temple to my eternal competition.

Overheard by: Sis. Moon