General Authority at Stake Leadership Conference: Can I have a couple of volunteers to guard the doors? I’m going to ask everyone to stand before I get started and I don’t want anyone to get away.
Overheard by: Run!
Archive for November, 2011
YSA teacher: Where do we all come from?
Class: [silence]
YSA teacher: Where do you come from?
YSA class member: Well, I was born in the US but my parents are from Mexico…
Overheard by: The Wuera
YSA sunday school teacher: So, who died for us?
Class: [silence]
YSA teacher: Really?!
Overheard by: The Wuera
CTR 4-5 class Teacher: How can we get to the temple?
5-year-old girl: Drive or walk.
Teacher: Yes, but how can go inside the temple?
4-year-old boy: By using the doors.
Teacher: Yes, you are absolutely correct… Anyway, Heavenly Father wants us to go to the temple someday…
Overheard by: Didi M.
Non-member boy to YM: Haha, your a Mormon.
YM: Yeah… and we believe in the laying on of hands. [hits other boy]
Overheard by: Prophecies and Promises
Six-year-old girl: Why did they build the Rammy-dum-dum?
Overheard by: Suckers
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on November 18, 2011
Children, General, Nursery, Primary / No Comments
Children, General, Nursery, Primary / No Comments
2-year-old after nursery: Where’s mommy?
5-year-old sister: Remember, mommy doesnt work in primary anymore. She got fired!
Overheard by: Ward Employment Specialist
