Member girl at Halloween party: Are you a Mormon?
Non-member girl giving a weird look: No, I’m Princess Leia.
Overheard by: Trunk-or-treat this!
Archive for October, 2011
Sunday School Teacher: What is a ‘stupor of thought’?
Male student: Well, it’s like a brain fart.
Sunday School Teacher: You’re right, but we probably shouldn’t call it a ‘fart’, your mom might get mad.
Female student, sister of the male student: No way, we say that all the time at our house.
Overheard by: Sister Stupor
Primary teacher: Where do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: Nevada!
Primary teacher: Okay, where else do we learn about Jesus?
Same 5-year-old boy: American Fork!
Overheard by: American Fork?
