Overheard In The Ward

CTR6 teacher: We can pray for help when we need it. When have you prayed for help?
CTR6: One time, when the cops came to our house, I prayed my mom could hide so they wouldn’t find her.

Overheard by: Megan S-D

BYU Coed: If I don’t hear from a guy after two weeks, I assume he got married.

Overheard by: Lisa

RS Teacher: Today we are going to talk about President Uchtdorf’s most recent conference talk. I love President Uchtdorf because he is just so easy to listen to.
RS Sister mumbling: He’s pretty easy to look at too.

Overheard by: Rachel

Relief Society President: Do we have any visitors?
Visitor: Hi. I’m Stacy’s mom.
RS Sister under breath: I wonder if she’s got it going on.

Overheard by: Lindsay

Grandfather speaking in church: If I go overtime, it’s the bishop’s fault. He should of known better than to ask me to speak.

Overheard by: Snoring Grandson

Grandmother speaking in church: Is my talk that bad Drew? He’s my grandson and is starting to fall asleep.

Overheard by: Robert