Overheard In The Ward

Member #1: At least I got up early enough to have a decent breakfast.
Member #2: What did you have?
Member #1: Sour Eggs.
Member #2: [blink, blink]

Overheard by: Chattanooga Branch

Primary teacher: Where did Jesus suffer for our sins?
7-year-old primary boy: The Garden of Galilee!

Overheard by: Jennifer

YW President: Have you all ever felt a burning in your bosom as it said in the scripture?
Young women: [chuckles]
YW President: Do you know what a bosom is?
Young women: Your butt?

Overheard by: My bosoms are burning!

Relief Society Counselor: Our opening hymn will be #45 Lead Me into Life Eternal
Relief Society Sister: Otherwise known as ‘Kill Me Now’.

Overhard by: Dartmouth Ward, Lakewood, Co

Primary Chorister teaching a song with the words ‘our home above: Where did you live before you came here?
6-year-old: Germany!

Overheard by: Church Mouse

Older sister after her little brother spilled a Popsicle all over the carpet: Mom is going to kill us!
Little brother: Well, when you tell her, I’m going to be out of the room! I don’t want to see anybody killed!

Overheard by: The Warden

Sunbeam teacher: Who knows what the three wise men brought baby Jesus?
3-year-old sunbeam: Oh I know! Gold, Fankenstein, and Smurfs!

Overheard by: Shaylee