YM Leader to young man: I want you to know that you don’t need drugs or alcohol to have a good time… all you need is gunpowder.
Overheard by: Salt Peter
Archive for July, 2011
CTR 6 Teacher: How does the Holy Ghost make you feel?
CTR 6 Child: It makes me feel all tingly, like spiders crawling up my back.
Overheard by: A waterspout
4-year-old sunbeam: My mommy and daddy got married in this temple. It has angel maccronie on top so it’s my favorite.
Overheard by: Lindsay
Daughter: You know what would be funny?
Family: What?
Daugter: If some one named there kid the brother of Jared because when they would go to school everyone would ask him his name and he would say brother of Jared then they would say so your brothers name is Jared then he would say no my brothers name is bob.
Overheard by: Sister of Jared
Primary teacher: Do you happen to have a glove?
Primary president: Yes, actually I do. Are you impressed? How many people do you know that have a glove in May?!
Teacher: when I was primary president, I always carried a glove. Ha.
Overheard by: In your face!
YSA girl: I can’t wait until I get married so I can let myself go.
Overheard by: Yoshi
CTR 5 girl getting a drink at a low-pressure drinking fountain: They need to fill these up again!
Overheard by: Bishop Pharaoh
