Archive for June, 2011

Birthday Suit Modesty

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 29, 2011
BYU, General, YSA / No Comments

BYU coed in girls’ bathroom: I hate clothes. I mean, I’m like the most modest person you’ll ever know but I look so much thinner without clothes.

Overheard by: Julie

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Buttered Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 27, 2011
Children, General, Primary / No Comments

Sunbeam teacher: What are you thankful for that Heavenly Father gave you?
Little boy: Butter.

Overheard by: Parkay

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Real Gouda Prayer

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 25, 2011
Children, General, Primary / No Comments

Little boy saying prayer in primary: …and please bless that mommy’s grilled cheeses will taste good.

Overheard by: Melty YW

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No Chickens Here

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 24, 2011
Children / No Comments

8-year-old girl while her sister is adding eggs to make cookies: Poor little chickies. Poor little chickies.

Overheard by: Chirp chirp chirp

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Finding Emo

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 23, 2011
General, Leadership, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / No Comments

Bishop: So I can never remember the names of all these different styles kids have now a days—so I make myself little reminders. Like when I see an emo kid I say, “I just found an emo!” You know like nemo, without the n!

Overheard by: Just Keep Swimming

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Primary Learning

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 21, 2011
Children, General, Parents, Primary / No Comments

Teacher to a class of sunbeams: When you go home what are you going to tell you mom and dad you learned about?
Sunbeams: We learned GAMES!

Overheard by: Checkerboard

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Chicken Of The Sea

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 17, 2011
Children, General, Primary / No Comments

Primary teacher teaching about the word of wisdom: What’s this a picture of?
Class: Fish!!
Primary child #1:Oh, I love fish!
Primary child #2:Me too! It has chicken on the inside!

Overheard by: Carta

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