BYU coed in girls’ bathroom: I hate clothes. I mean, I’m like the most modest person you’ll ever know but I look so much thinner without clothes.
Overheard by: Julie
BYU coed in girls’ bathroom: I hate clothes. I mean, I’m like the most modest person you’ll ever know but I look so much thinner without clothes.
Overheard by: Julie
Sunbeam teacher: What are you thankful for that Heavenly Father gave you?
Little boy: Butter.
Overheard by: Parkay
Little boy saying prayer in primary: …and please bless that mommy’s grilled cheeses will taste good.
Overheard by: Melty YW
8-year-old girl while her sister is adding eggs to make cookies: Poor little chickies. Poor little chickies.
Overheard by: Chirp chirp chirp
Bishop: So I can never remember the names of all these different styles kids have now a days—so I make myself little reminders. Like when I see an emo kid I say, “I just found an emo!” You know like nemo, without the n!
Overheard by: Just Keep Swimming
Teacher to a class of sunbeams: When you go home what are you going to tell you mom and dad you learned about?
Sunbeams: We learned GAMES!
Overheard by: Checkerboard
Primary teacher teaching about the word of wisdom: What’s this a picture of?
Class: Fish!!
Primary child #1:Oh, I love fish!
Primary child #2:Me too! It has chicken on the inside!
Overheard by: Carta