Mother: We aren’t allowed to have snacks in the chapel any more.
Child: Oh yes we are. You are forgetting they bring us the snackrament.
Overheard by: Holla!
Archive for April, 2011
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on April 30, 2011
Children, General, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, General, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
LDS dentist radio ad: I know my new teeth are true.
Overheard by: And My Family Loves Me
BYU Book of Mormon class professor: Boys, many girls are cold, but few are frozen—so put your arms around them.
Overheard by: Sara
Sunbeam teacher: What’s your favorite Church song—and we’ll sing it together as a class?
Boy: Lady Gaga!
Overheard by: I was born this way
Primary chorister: It snowed on the day my daughter, Amelia, was born in 1989.
Primary child: Sheesh, that was back in the 1900s!
Overheard by: Older Than Dust
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on April 21, 2011
Children, General, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, General, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
11-year-old boy bearing testimony about testimonies: A testimony is like legos. You spend a long time building it up, just so your little brother can come and knock it down.
Overheard by: Building Block Head
Single ward bishop: I don’t like the term linger longer, I prefer to call it have a cookie take a lookie
Overheard by: Modern Brigham
