Overheard In The Ward

Bishop: How do you think John the Baptist was able to give the priesthood to Joseph Smith after having had his head cut off?
Primary child #1: He didn’t need his head to put his hands on Joseph Smith.
Bishop: No, he had his head on. How do you think that was possible?
Primary child #2: Did they sew it back on?

Overheard by: David S.

Primary teacher: So, who knows what Joseph Smith found with the gold plates?
8-year-old primary child: Ummm… a knife and fork?

Overheard by: Sir Vemup

YM referring to ward clerk: What is the name of the guy who walks around checking who is singing?

Overheard by: Sister A. Cappella

Little boy: Mom, who is heavenly father’s father?
Mom: Well I don’t know because Heavenly Father created the univer-
Little boy, interrupting: So you don’t know? Why don’t you just Google it?

Overheard by: Bailey

YM in priests quorum: Have you been baptized?
YM #2: What?
YM: By Jimmersion!

Overheard by: Brother Fredette

Primary Teacher: What does it mean to be baptized by immersion?
CTR 6 child: It means that you go through a car wash.

Overheard by: Rose Royce

Mom holding up a stick of butter to two-year old daughter while cooking: What’s this?”
Two-year old: Jesus!

Overheard by: FHE Slacker