Primary teacher: Who was Noah?
Child: The guy that did the thing in the place. You know what I’m talking about?
Overheard by: Passing YW
Archive for February, 2011
BYU coed #1: Guys. Watch this. I’m gonna smash these boxes. I’m gonna do it for Jimmer. I’m gonna make him proud.
BYU coed #2: Ah! It’s ok if you mess up man. Jimmer’s proud of all his children.
Overheard by: Shelby W.
Primary teacher: Jesus told us to feed his sheep.
CTR 4 child: We saw some sheep in a field on the way to church today. There was a daddy sheep on top of a mommy sheep making a baby sheep!
Overheard by: Feeling Sheepish
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 20, 2011
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
Mom whispering: You should use your right hand to sustain.
Son: But Mom, they said up lefted hand!
Overheard by: Ambidextrous Sustaining
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 18, 2011
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Mom: Why are you crying?
Son: Dad told me I had to be reverent for ten minutes. I don’t like to be reverent in minutes, I like to be reverent in seconds!
Overheard by: Foyer Family
Primary child: The three wise men brought gold, Frankenstein, and Myhr to the baby Jesus.
Overheard by: Advent Scripture Reading
Primary president: What happens to a person’s body when they die?
Primary child: It goes into storage for awhile.
Overheard by: Primary teacher
