Sunbeam teacher: All the people who came to hear Jesus were Hungry. Do you guys get hungry?
Very excited sunbeam: On sundays we see fishes and we get hungry and we go golfing like this! Whoosh!
Overheard by: Las Vegas GolfPro
Archive for January, 2011
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on January 29, 2011
General, Leadership, Relief Society / No Comments
General, Leadership, Relief Society / No Comments
Bishop: Do you sustain…
Elderly sister: Of course! Who is it now?
Bishop: Do you wear the garment…
Elderly sister looking down shirt: Well, now, let me check and see if I have them on.
Overheard by: Anita
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on January 28, 2011
General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
High Councilman from the pulpit: You just gotta twitter God. You gotta be like, “What’s up?”
Overheard by: Morgan
2-year-old: Was that another prayer?
Mom: No, it was a testimony.
2-year-old as man goes to the pulpit: Oh, that’s a testi-daddy!
Overheard by: TestiKid
Sunday school teacher: What are some of the reasons we’re hesitant to talk about our beliefs with others?
Elder: I’m afraid people are going to ask me about my underwear.
Overheard by: Jill-E-B
Primary president: Sometimes the answer to a prayer is ‘yes’. Sometimes it is ‘no’. And sometimes it is ‘not now’. Why might the answer sometimes be ‘not now’?
Small primary boy: Because Heavenly Father is busy!
Overheard by: Derek H.
Teacher: Which animal picture do you want to pick Adam?
Sunbeam: The whale!
Sunbeam #2: But I wanted the whale!
Teacher: Well Adam was reverent so he got to pick first, so he gets the whale.
Sunbeam #2 putting his face in his hands: My teacher is ruining my day!
Overheard by: Sis. Beluga
