Little boy while passing a cemetery: Hey. Look, mom! It’s a seminary, it’s where people go to die!
Overheard by: The Older Sisters
Archive for December, 2010
Primary counselor teaching Sharing Time lesson on the Second Coming: When Christ comes again he’ll reign over the whole earth. That means no more King of England or President of the United States…
Primary child: Yay! No more Obama! I hope Christ comes soon!
Overheard by: Sarah McB
10-year-old girl singing hymn sacrament meeting: Cabbage all press on…
Overheard by: Rachel
4-year-old: Mommy, what does ‘fat’ mean?
Mother: It means ‘big.’
4-year-old: Mommy, you are very, very fat!
Mother: Honey, many people don’t like it when you call them fat. It means they are…uh…bigger than they’d like to be.
4-year-old: Mommy you are bigger than me!
Overheard by: HollyWillNot
Stake President to an entire stake of single adults: Remember, the Lord commanded us to multiply and replenish the earth. As I always say, multiply with…
Audience: Enthusiasm!
Overheard by: photoguru85
YW conducting opening exercises: We will now sing Choose The Right Hymn on page 239
Overheard by: Hymntastic
YW beehive member while choosing roles for an easter pageant: I want to be a virgin!
Overheard by: OilMyLamp
