Overheard In The Ward

Son: Ummm… hey dad, where’s the turkey?
Dad: It’s outside smoking.

Overheard by: The Patch

Gospel doctrine teacher: So, Abraham and Sarah were very old when they conceived Isaac.
Class Member: Well, at least they had lots of sex in the meantime.

Overheard by: Amy

5-year-old during sacrament meeting: Why is EVERYONE going up on stage? I wanna go home!
Mother: Shh…because it’s Fast Sunday
5-year-old: Goooosh! Fast Sunday is going TOO SLOW!

Overheard by: Maile

BYU biology professor: Monogamy… bad system… except the Lord likes it… but it doesn’t work that well.

Overheard by: Hannah

Deacon giving Mother’s Day talk in Sacrament talk: I searched the Internet to find the origins of Mother’s day. I found 4 different versions. I didn’t know which one was true, so I just picked the one I like the best.

Overheard by: HIStory

3-year-old nonmember after sitting reverantly through two days of General Conference: Grandma, was that the last meeting we have to go to?
Grandmother: That was the last meeting Alex.
3-year-old: Oh, I’m so glad, that was the worst movie I ever saw.

Overheard by: Snooz

Young boy during primary program: God loved us so much that He gave His only forgotten son.

Overheard by: Chuckler