Archive for October, 2010

Sunday School Prostitutes

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on October 29, 2010
BYU, General, Singles, Sunday School, YSA / No Comments

BYU YSA in sunday school: It was Korihor, or Nehor, or one of those Hors.

Overheard by: Becky

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I Believe!

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on October 26, 2010
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BYU bishop during a chastity lesson: Kissing is fun. In fact, I encourage it!

Overheard by: Maren

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The Grenade Dance

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on October 25, 2010
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BYU dance professor after class attempted the Czech Republic’s version of the polka: Hooray! No one died! Excellent.

Overheard by: Heel, Toe, Toe, Boom

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I’m Trying! I’m Trying

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on October 24, 2010
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YSA speaker trying to make a point about obedience: Are you living the law of tithing just because you don’t have any money? Or because you love the Lord? Are you living the law of chastity just because you can’t get any even if you tried? …

Overheard by: Berkeleyite

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Envelope Addictions

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on October 23, 2010
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BYU roommate: I feel the need to lick a piece of paper…

Overheard by: Maren

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Auto Correct

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on October 22, 2010
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BYU Coed: AAUGH! Whenever I type ‘Nicole,’ my phone changes it to ‘nipple!’ How awkward.

Overheard by: Nipple Changes To Nicole

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Jesus Hates Cheerios

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on October 21, 2010
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

Exasperated mother after son spills Cheerios in sacrament meeting: Pick those up right now. Mommy is not happy. And Jesus is not happy!

Overheard by: DC Mormon

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