BYU YSA in sunday school: It was Korihor, or Nehor, or one of those Hors.
Overheard by: Becky
BYU YSA in sunday school: It was Korihor, or Nehor, or one of those Hors.
Overheard by: Becky
BYU bishop during a chastity lesson: Kissing is fun. In fact, I encourage it!
Overheard by: Maren
BYU dance professor after class attempted the Czech Republic’s version of the polka: Hooray! No one died! Excellent.
Overheard by: Heel, Toe, Toe, Boom
YSA speaker trying to make a point about obedience: Are you living the law of tithing just because you don’t have any money? Or because you love the Lord? Are you living the law of chastity just because you can’t get any even if you tried? …
Overheard by: Berkeleyite
BYU roommate: I feel the need to lick a piece of paper…
Overheard by: Maren
BYU Coed: AAUGH! Whenever I type ‘Nicole,’ my phone changes it to ‘nipple!’ How awkward.
Overheard by: Nipple Changes To Nicole
Exasperated mother after son spills Cheerios in sacrament meeting: Pick those up right now. Mommy is not happy. And Jesus is not happy!
Overheard by: DC Mormon