Overheard In The Ward

Sunbeam teacher: So how are you related to your aunts and uncles? Who are they?
Sunbeam girl: Oh, I already know all about this stuff. I have lots of ants on the tree in my yard!

Overheard by: Mrs. Robinson

Teacher: What you learn from answered prayers is worth more than worldly treasures.
Child: I don’t think pirates knew about this…

Overheard by: Ann

Primary singing time leader: You just lost the championship basketball game and are upset about it. It is time to give five to the other team. What do you think Jesus would do in this situation?
8 year-old: He would try to get on the winning team next year.

Overheard by: Cleveland Cavaliers

Missionary giving farewell talk: First of all, can I have the Bishop and my Dad stand up?
[men stand up]
Missionary: Some guys like to start off their talks with one joke, but I wanted to start mine off with two!

Overheard by: Yuk yuk

Primary teacher: What are some bad things that you should not put in your body?
Child: grass!
Child #2: rocks!
Child #3: mulch!

Overheard by: Nature Lover

Valiant 10 boy to teacher: What is a harlot?
Primary teacher: Well, its a…
Valiant 10 girl interrupting: A harlot is a woman who gets l**d by lots of men every day.
Boy: Oh, I know about that.

Overheard by: Jezebel

Bishopric counselor talking to the Primary children: And how else do you show that you love Jesus?
Primary child: I live in Kansas.

Overhear by: Stephsterr