Valiant 11 teacher after telling the story of Sampson: So, can anyone tell me what Sampson’s particular weakness was?
Valiant 11: Cruelty to animals!
Overheard by: Delilah
Archive for August, 2010
Sister Rodriguez: Moses freed the Israelites and sent plagues. What kinds of plagues did God send to Earth?
4-year-old sunbeam: Golden ones!
Overheard by: Mum
Sister in gospel doctrine: It says that Job lost his sons, but did his daughters die too?
Brother in gospel doctrine: It doesn’t say. That must have been the trial.
Overheard by: Ba Dump Ching
Sister giving a talk: When the Holy Ghost helps to guide us its like following a compass. [To a little girl] Hold this compass. Would you choose right or wrong when following the promptings of the Holy Ghost?
Little girl: East?
Overheard by: Skip
5-year-old boy: Did you know you have to save your kisses on the lips for your wife? Did you know that?
Overheard by: Sushi
While the rest of primary is singing a primary song, Sunbeam singing Aerosmith: Dream on, dream on. Dream until the dream come true.
Overheard by: Proud Sister
Sunbeam girl: Want to pat my bum? It’s cuuute. And it’s free!
Overheard by: SomethingGirl
