Overheard In The Ward

Missionary teaching family about being being spirtualy born: Does anyone know what spirtualy born means?
12-year-old boy after long thought: Is it when you don’t go to church anymore, because you don’t want to sit for 4 hours?
Missionary: Ummmm… I’m pretty sure that’s not what spiritualy born means…
12-year-old: Oh, spiritualy born? I thought you said spiritualy bored.

Overheard by: Spencer E.

Mother: What are some things we can do to make Jesus happy?
3 year-old boy: Um… die?

Overheard by: Joy

7-year-old talking to mother about baptism: How many minutes do you need to stay under water?
Mother: Just seconds
7-yar-old: I want to do that Mom! When I’m eight, BAM! It’s done!
Overheard by: Katie E

5-year-old boy to his Relief Society secretary mother: How long has it been since Jesus was on earth?
Mother: Over 2,000 years.
5-year-old: I bet you are real tired of taking His messages.

Overheard by: Celestial Secretary

2-year-old after hungrily downing a handful of bread and gulps of water: Sunday is my favorite day because I love taking the snack-ra-ment.

Overheard by: Zagat 5-star