Missionary teaching family about being being spirtualy born: Does anyone know what spirtualy born means?
12-year-old boy after long thought: Is it when you don’t go to church anymore, because you don’t want to sit for 4 hours?
Missionary: Ummmm… I’m pretty sure that’s not what spiritualy born means…
12-year-old: Oh, spiritualy born? I thought you said spiritualy bored.
Overheard by: Spencer E.
