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4-Year-Old Saying Family Prayer: And please bless that mommy will set the alarm so no burglars will come and steal Daddy’s underwear.
Overheard by: Fruit Of The Loom
Archive for May, 2010
3-year-old during sacrament meeting: I wanna pass the water!
Mom: Honey, you have to have the priesthood to do that.
3-year-old: But I DO have the priesthood!
Overheard by: TPain
Mom in FHE: Who told Joseph Smith where to find the gold plates?
5-year-old son: Angel Bologna!
Overheard by: ColdCuts
CTR 5 primary teacher: What do you want people to think of when they think of your name?
Four-year-old: I want them to think that I love Jesus!
Primary teacher: That’s so sweet! And what can you do so that everyone knows you love Jesus?
Four-year-old, after thinking for a minute, jumping to her chair and yelling: EVERYBODY! I LOVE JESUS!
Overheard by: Mrs. Robinson
Mission president’s wife while crying when giving a talk at zone conference: I’m sorry!
Area Seventy putting his arm around her: It’s okay, we like big boobs.
Overheard by: Mrs. Robinson
Okay, so we get a similar submission almost weekly… all with slight variations. This quote seems to be the mother of all overheards. Whenever we get this submission, we try to quiz the submitter where they heard it. However, no one in the past actually heard it and was passing on folklore. Well, today, we are pleased to announce that it was verified! This is the real one!
Original submission:
“While giving an talk at zone conference, the mission president’s wife could not stop crying long enough to say a single word. After a few minutes of this, an area Seventy got up and put his arm around her. She apologized saying, “I’m sorry! I’m such a big boob.” He responded with, “It’s okay, we like big boobs!” Then realized what he said! So much for a spiritual missionary meeting!”
When quizzed for additional details we received the following:
“Yes, the woman giving the talk was my grandma, [name removed], speaking to the Edmonton Canada mission around the year 2000. I don’t know the name of the area Seventy at the time.”
Primary teacher: How did everyone like General Conference?
9-year-old boy: I was really bummed that I didn’t get to hear President Hinckley speak. I was expecting to hear from him.
Overheard by: Danielle
