Overheard In The Ward

Primary leader during sharing time: Why is it important to always obey our parents?
CTR 5 boy: So we don’t make them mad and wreck their lives!

Overheard by: Dede B

6-year-old sitting in front of us: Dad, is there a microphone under that [sacrament] table?
Dad: Yes, honey.
6-year-old: Well, why don’t they put it on TOP of the table so the boys don’t have to crawl under to pray?

Overheard by: The Sweet Spirit

Mom: You can go on a mission and be a missionary too when you grow up.
4-year old son: No, I want to be a scout.
Mom: Scouts grow up to be missionaries.
Son: Okay, I’ll be a missionary scout.

Overheard by: Elder Tenderfoot

Girl speaking about her mother on Mother’s Day: She’s not afraid to be the bad guy and tie Annie to her high chair to stop her from biting everybody.

Overheard by: Kaitlin

6-year-old  trying to understand text messaging: Uh, so does the paper envelope fly through the universe and then come back to the world?

Overheard by: All Thumbs

5-year-old boy: Molly and me weren’t alive when Mackenzie was a baby. Was Jesus still not done making us?

Overheard by: PreMortal Life

Mother: Clean up, the choir will be here soon.
7-year old daughter: You mean the REAL choir?
Mother: The ward choir, it’s a real choir.
Daughter: Oh, I thought you meant the Tabernacle Choir, it was going to be pretty crowded in here.

Overheard by: Mr. Mac