Primary president talking about the First Vision: We have faith that the First Vision really happened, because none of us were actually there.
CTR 5 boy: I wasn’t there, but I’ve seen the movie!
Overheard by: Great Cinematography
Archive for April, 2010
3-year-old during a confirmation: Mom, what are they doing up there?
Mom: Giving him the Holy Ghost.
3-year-old: Oooooo! Scary!
Overheard by: Speechless
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on April 28, 2010
Children, General, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Children, General, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
YW about mother’s day program: So I think we should sing this song with the primary and the young men, because it makes my mom cry, and my aunts cry, and a lot of the other moms cry…
YW chorister: So the lesson here is, if it makes mothers cry, we should do it more often.
Overheard by: Poke In The Eye
Primary teacher: Did you know that Heavenly Father is in control of EVERYTHING? Isn’t that great? Nothing happens without Him being in charge!
Four-year-old: Wow! So when I turn on the light, Heavenly Father sees me and claps His hands to make the lights come on?? I KNEW that’s how light switches worked!
Overheard by: Mrs. Robinson
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on April 27, 2010
Leadership, Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / No Comments
Leadership, Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / No Comments
Bishopric member: We will now hear from our youth speaker, Whitney Houston…errrrrr um… Whitney Jones.
Overheard by: Brother Costner
Primary Counselor holding up a picture of Nephi: Who is this a picture of?
Senior Primary Child: Lame-uel!
Overheard by: Mom! Sam took the ball with the pointers…
7-year-old boy in sunday school class: Going in the water is like your sins being taken away
Boy #2: So, I dont want to go in after him, or i get his sins?
Overheard by: Exxon Valdez
