Primary President: Where are you visiting from?
Visiting Child: Utah.
Primary President: Wow! What do you think of New Jersey?
Visiting Child: It’s nice.
Primary President: Well… you might be the only one who thinks so.
Older Boy: Plus we have one of the best TV shows!
Primary President: Oh really? What’s that?
Older Boy: Jersey Shore!
Overheard by: Slurpeefiend




