Archive for March, 2010

What Mom Makes You Say

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 31, 2010
Children, Primary / No Comments

Mom to her sunbeam after church: What do you say to Brother and Sister Snow for teaching you today?
Sunbeam: Sorry!

Overheard by: Apologetic Mom

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Make-A-Title

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 30, 2010
General, Leadership, Singles, YSA / 5 Comments

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YSA branch presidency counselor: The sisters are going to stay here in the chapel for Relief Society and the brothers will go to the overhaul.

Overheard by: ldsjaneite

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Washed Clean

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 29, 2010
Children, General, Primary / No Comments

Child to another child reaching into baptismal font: Don’t touch that! It’s full of sins.

Overheard by: Holly

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And She Smells Funny

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 28, 2010
Parents, Primary / No Comments

Boy #1: That’s my drawing of my mommy.
Boy #2: Your mom looks funny.
Boy #1 distraught: No she doesn’t.

Overheard by: Heather

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Millennial Unicorns And Rainbows

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 26, 2010
General, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment

Brother giving talk from pulpit: And I look forward to the Millennium when all the animals will be returned to the their true color… white. And the unicorns will return to the earth. Amen

Overheard by: Dodo Bird

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Second Only To Bishop Dave

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 25, 2010
General, Leadership / No Comments

Family member at dinner: Why is it that everytime we move our bishops name is Rick? So many bishop Ricks.

Overheard by: Davee

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French Roast Pirates

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 24, 2010
Children, General, Primary / No Comments

Primary teacher during sharing time: That’s right, obeying the Word of Wisdom means not to drink coffee or alcohol.
CTR 4 boy: It’s okay, only pirates drink coffee!
CTR boy #2: I better tell my Uncle!

Overheard by: Tortuga

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