Mom to her sunbeam after church: What do you say to Brother and Sister Snow for teaching you today?
Sunbeam: Sorry!
Overheard by: Apologetic Mom
Mom to her sunbeam after church: What do you say to Brother and Sister Snow for teaching you today?
Sunbeam: Sorry!
Overheard by: Apologetic Mom
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YSA branch presidency counselor: The sisters are going to stay here in the chapel for Relief Society and the brothers will go to the overhaul.
Overheard by: ldsjaneite
Child to another child reaching into baptismal font: Don’t touch that! It’s full of sins.
Overheard by: Holly
Boy #1: That’s my drawing of my mommy.
Boy #2: Your mom looks funny.
Boy #1 distraught: No she doesn’t.
Overheard by: Heather
Brother giving talk from pulpit: And I look forward to the Millennium when all the animals will be returned to the their true color… white. And the unicorns will return to the earth. Amen
Overheard by: Dodo Bird
Family member at dinner: Why is it that everytime we move our bishops name is Rick? So many bishop Ricks.
Overheard by: Davee
Primary teacher during sharing time: That’s right, obeying the Word of Wisdom means not to drink coffee or alcohol.
CTR 4 boy: It’s okay, only pirates drink coffee!
CTR boy #2: I better tell my Uncle!
Overheard by: Tortuga