EQ teacher during lesson on agency: I was the one wearing the nice pants, and the guy with the nice pants gets to make all the decisions.
Overheard by: Slurpeefiend
Archive for February, 2010
Six year old girl to her grandma: …and we thought of a new game! Like right now we are going to F-word the B-word!
Mom clarifying: Finish the bathroom.
Overheard by: Embarrassed Momma
Primary leader: Does anyone know what the word “succor” means?
6 year old response: It’s someone who really isn’t good at something.
Overheard by: Jared
CTR 7 teacher: It’s like Sex and the City, but with CTR 7s.
Overheard by: Carrie
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RS sister #1 to RS sister #2 who is newly pregnant with 5th child: So I heard a rumor… is it true?
RS sister #2: Yep.
RS sister #1: Was it planned?
RS sister #2: Ah… yes.
RS sister #1: So you really DID want another child?
RS sister #2: Ah… yes. It would appear so.
Overheard by: MamaOfMany
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 21, 2010
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
5-year-old boy bearing testimony: I just want to say that I’m so proud of my family because they’ve stopped saying the F-word.
5-year-old’s dad gets up later: Just so you know, the F-word is “fart.”
Overheard by: Tash
3-year-old girl during sacrament meeting: Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground!
Overheard by: Tash
