RS President during announcements: Here’s the meals-on-wheels sign up. The Relief Society is supposed to sign up for the first week and then we’ll send it to the Priesthood to sign up for the second week.
RS sister: No. That’s not right, my husband signed up for two days on the first week.
RS president: Not on this paper he didn’t.
RS sister: Well he told me he had already signed up.
RS president: Is there another sign up sheet?!
RS sister: I guess so.
RS president: Okay,hmmm, well we’re going to have to get back to everyone on that. We don’t want you signing up with someone else’s husband.
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
January 17, 2010
*groan* Sounds like my parents’ ward. They can’t get through announcements in Relief Society without at least one argument and one-upping contest.