4-year-old prayer at bedtime: Dear Heavenly Father, I’m grateful for this day. I know the world is true and mommy said I’m a cute little girl. And I’m grateful that daddy is home and I know that he is true too… and I know that those words rhyme. In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.
Overheard by: Apparently fictional Mommy
Third speaker during afternoon sacrament meeting: I’ve been asked to give a talk on the blessings of the fast offering.
Sunbeam girl groaning: I’m hungry!
Overheard by: Lori - Saline (Michigan) Ward
Nursery Leader teaching class: Heavenly Father has given us animals on this Earth. What is this a picture of?
Class: a cat!
2 year-old with broader vision: I love cats. And Canada.
Overheard by: C Is For Random - Columbus Indiana 2nd Ward
Primary child to young primary teacher: My grandma use to have those same shoes!
Overheard by: Sal-my-gal
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16-year-old Investigator: Why are all the Mormon missionaries so hot?
YW President: They send the ugly ones on foreign missions.
Overheard by: Wait… I went to Brazil!
7-year-old: He just said ‘Aw-men’ is that they same as ‘Ay-men’? Do you think Jesus knows he’s saying Ay-men but in another language?
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
Mia maid: I have a hard time saying I love you to my sister because it shows weakness.
Overheard by: Stick It Sis
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