Overheard In The Ward

Mom to little girl that was taken out of sacrament meeting for being ornery: You are going to get a spanking! Do you want a hard one or a soft one?!
Girl: Hard!

Overheard by: More Please

Primary presidency member in sharing time: When we partake of the sacrament, what does the bread remind us of?
8-year-old girl: The body.
Primary presidency member: What does the blood remind us of?

Overheard by: Cupcake Girl

Older gentleman beginning his talk after a music number where the singers accidentally sang the second verse twice and had to go back and correct themselves: Well, that was going really well… until the song.

Overheard by: MommaT

Sister speaking at a BYU student ward: … and to those of you who don’t have children yet, don’t worry, you’ll figure out how.

Overheard by: Ate

Father in middle of traffic and snow: This storm is H. E. double hockey sticks!
CTR6: Dad, if you say h.e. doubly hockey sticks you can’t be mormon. I learned it in church.
Mom: Then I am in big trouble!

Overheard by: RedWings

Misbehaving 3-year-old being taken out to the foyer: Don’t taze me, bro!

Overheard by: 30,000 Volts

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BYU singles ward girl bearing her testimony and starting to cry: I don’t know why I’m crying… and it’s not even that time of the month!

Overheard by: I love you all. Wait, I hate you all.