Archive for November, 2009

The Original Snuggie

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 30, 2009
Children, Parents / No Comments

4-year-old Lulu: Mommy, can you get my underwear out of my butt?

Overheard by: Natasha

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Quercus Alba

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 30, 2009
Children, Primary / No Comments

3-year-old: What should I draw?
Primary teacher: A tree.
3-year-old: A what?
Primary teacher: A tree.
3-year-old: A what?
Primary teacher: A TREE.
3-year-old: Can you pick something I can draw and say it in English please.

Overheard by: Giggling Teacher

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The False God Eneffel

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 28, 2009
Children, Primary / No Comments

Sunbeam whose father is in the bishopric: Me and my dad didn’t come to church last week because we were watching football.

Overheard by: Q. B. Broncos

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Escape Plans

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 27, 2009
Children, Nursery / No Comments

Two-year-old singing: Lead me, guide me, walk beside me, help me run away…

Overheard by: N3r8d

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When Momma’s Not Happy

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 26, 2009
Children, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

11-year-old giving talk in primary program: The home is second only to heaven in scaredness.

Overheard by: Bear5500

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Doped Up Singles Activities

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 25, 2009
General, YSA / No Comments

Bishop: This Friday’s Stake singles ward activity, Singled Out, will be like a game show… on steroids.

Overheard by: dancer4life

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Make-A-Title

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 24, 2009
Children / 8 Comments

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3-year-old Montana: Dear Heavenly Father, please bless our food that it will be good for us. And please bless the earth that it will not be destroyed by a giant iceberg and please bless the Titanic that it will be more sensible.

Overheard by: Natasha

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