4-year-old Lulu: Mommy, can you get my underwear out of my butt?
Overheard by: Natasha
4-year-old Lulu: Mommy, can you get my underwear out of my butt?
Overheard by: Natasha
3-year-old: What should I draw?
Primary teacher: A tree.
3-year-old: A what?
Primary teacher: A tree.
3-year-old: A what?
Primary teacher: A TREE.
3-year-old: Can you pick something I can draw and say it in English please.
Overheard by: Giggling Teacher
Sunbeam whose father is in the bishopric: Me and my dad didn’t come to church last week because we were watching football.
Overheard by: Q. B. Broncos
Two-year-old singing: Lead me, guide me, walk beside me, help me run away…
Overheard by: N3r8d
11-year-old giving talk in primary program: The home is second only to heaven in scaredness.
Overheard by: Bear5500
Bishop: This Friday’s Stake singles ward activity, Singled Out, will be like a game show… on steroids.
Overheard by: dancer4life
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3-year-old Montana: Dear Heavenly Father, please bless our food that it will be good for us. And please bless the earth that it will not be destroyed by a giant iceberg and please bless the Titanic that it will be more sensible.
Overheard by: Natasha