5-year-old girl: Daddy, when you were little, did you hate church like I do?
Dad: Do you hate church?
Girl: Well, I hate the singing, and the praying, and the talking–’blah, blah, blah.’
Dad: What part of church do you like?
Girl: I like it when we’re in my class and we’re doing something fun.
Overheard by: Church-loving Mother
