Teacher: So because Heavenly Father loves us, when we die we can be with our families again…
8-year-old: Our whole family!?
Teacher: Our whole family, all down through the generations of our family line.
8-year-old: I sure hope General Washington is in my line.
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
Valiant 4 girl praying in primary: Please bless the pioneers that they will travel safely.
Overheard by: Shannon
Daughter to Mom after she explained obedience to her young daughter right before getting baptized: I just don’t know about this whole baptism thing. Obedience just isn’t ‘My Thing’!
Overheard by: Second Thoughts
Boy who stands up every month to bear testimony: …and I know the truth is true…
YW leader in the next hour: I don’t know what I’m going to do when the truth isn’t true anymore.
Overheard by: Laughing Laurel
Young boy bearing his testimony: My friends at school said they would only play with Christians, and I thought, ‘Oh, crap. I’m Mormon.’
Overheard by: Super Christian
Valiant 9 teacher: Do you guys know what a massacre is?
Primary child: Yeah, its that stuff you put on your eyes.
Overheard by: Eyeliner
8-year-old to mother with infant: Is it okay for the babies face to be getting red like that?
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
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