3-year-old boy with his arm around little girl sitting next to him: When we grow up I’m gonna buy YOU a house. What’s your number?
Overheard by: Jennifer
Archive for September, 2009
Brother offering the invocation: And please bless the U.S. President and the U.S. Congress to pass President Obama’s Health Care bill…
Overheard by: DeathPanel
5-year-old girl: Daddy, when you were little, did you hate church like I do?
Dad: Do you hate church?
Girl: Well, I hate the singing, and the praying, and the talking–’blah, blah, blah.’
Dad: What part of church do you like?
Girl: I like it when we’re in my class and we’re doing something fun.
Overheard by: Church-loving Mother
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on September 27, 2009
Elders, General, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
Elders, General, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
20-something married guy while giving a talk: My wife and I have been married for a couple of years. We’ve been trying to have a baby. It’s been really fun!
Overheard by: Jessica
Scout at end of lesson on fire safety: What will you do if your clothes catch on fire?
3-year-old: Roast marshmallows!
Overheard by: Hershey’s Chocolate
Father: Now, who are the people from the Book of Mormon that we always talk about in Sunday School?
Son: The Nephites, the Lamanites, and the Germans!
Overheard by: Truman
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on September 24, 2009
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Girl in Spanish branch saying opening prayer with help from her mom whispering in her ear: Padre Celestial, somos tus cuates…. [translation] Heavenly Father, we are your homebuddies…
Overheard by: Spanish Branch Pianist
