Overheard In The Ward

Mom: During the sacrament we think about Jesus and feel his presence.
Sunbeam looking around the congregation and seeing the older gentleman that played Santa at the ward Christmas party: I don’t think Jesus is here, but there’s Santa Claus!

Overeard by: Big Sister

6-year-old Primary boy saying a prayer: Heavenly Father please bless our Prophet, Thomas S. Monster.

Overheard by: Brother Elmo

Congregation singing intermediate hymn: As sisters in Zion…
Men: [voices noticeably absent]
Husband to wife: Glad we only had to sing the first verse.

Overheard by: Seriously

Seen in a BYU mission prep class essay: I want to take the Gospel to the Genitals.

Overheard by: Already Converted

Daughter to mother: Mom did you know they put a crown on Jesus’ head and laughed at Him?
Mother: Yes, honey. I did know that.
Daughter: I wouldn’t have done that. I would have said, “Jesus, you look good!”

Overheard by: KAPerkie

CTR boy giving a talk in Primary: I’m going to read a poem called “My Internal Family”.

Overheard by: Cramped

Sister giving a talk on the Word of Wisdom: It’s against my religion to drink liquid.

Overheard by: Lime Jello Shots with Carrot