High Priest to 30-something Single Sister he just met: So you’re not married?
Single Sister: No, I’m not. My older sister and I live together.
High Priest: She’s not married either?
Single Sister: Nope.
High Priest: What’s wrong with the women in your family?
Overheard by: Seriously?
Maybe they’re smart and are holding out for men who don’t say stupid things like this.
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Ah, yes. The joyous comments we get as singles.
True story of a conversation I had when I moved into my new ward: (I was 25 at the time.)
Old High Priest: Hi, I’m [Old High Priest].
Me: Hi. I’m Keri.
OHP: Where did you move here from?
Me: [Nearby large city]
OHP: Where is your husband?
Me: I’m not married.
OHP: What are you doing here?
Me: *stunned stare*
BeckyBecause we keep dating guys like you.
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July 8, 2009
“We have yet to meet a man so thoroughly charming as you” (Sarcasm, drip, drip).