Women bearing testimony: I’d just like to bear my testimony that… well… I’ve been through—can I say ‘hell and back?
Bishop: [slowly frowns and shakes his head]
Overheard by: Stalker in Congregation
Women bearing testimony: I’d just like to bear my testimony that… well… I’ve been through—can I say ‘hell and back?
Bishop: [slowly frowns and shakes his head]
Overheard by: Stalker in Congregation

June 27, 2009
Our ward’s resident long-haul trucker bore his testimony about people who say they come to church only for the social aspect. “Well, I say that’s just bullshit.”
The brand-new stake president was there and he looked a little surprised.