Overheard In The Ward

Sister: You know… your knowledge is the only thing you get to take with you. Unless you’ve got Alzheimer’s.

Overheard by: Be-rad

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Primary teacher: Who had enough faith to walk on water?
11-year-old boy under his breath: Chuck Norris.

Overheard by: Anne

Bishopric councilor: The closing song is on page 227, There is Sunshine in My Eyes.

Overheard by: Mamma G

Bishop to Primary: What is something that we are supposed to do every morning and night, by ourselves, and with our families?
4-year-old girl: Brush our teeth!

Overheard by: Amanda

Women bearing testimony: I’d just like to bear my testimony that… well… I’ve been through—can I say ‘hell and back?
Bishop: [slowly frowns and shakes his head]

Overheard by: Stalker in Congregation

3-year-old watching his cousin exit the font after his baptism: Where is Johnny going?
Parent: He’s going to get dried off.
3-year-old: He’s going to get laid off?

Overheard by: The Recession

Bishop announcing closing hymn in dark chapel during power outage: Our closing hymn will be Oh, Say, Can You See.

Overheard by: Janet Groneman