Boy bearing testimony: …and i know church is boring but Jesus is here so its good. Amen.
Overheard by: Leslie Kay
Boy bearing testimony: …and i know church is boring but Jesus is here so its good. Amen.
Overheard by: Leslie Kay
Sharing time teacher: So what goes on in the temples?
Brave child rasies hand: The angel Moroni!
Overheard by: Sporty Gal
Bishopric Councilor: We’ve just got a call from the missionaries. Apparently they’ve locked themselves out of their car. Does anyone have the skills to break into a car?
16 year old priest: [raises hand.]
Councilor: We would prefer that the person not be a teenager breaking into the missionaries’ car.
Overheard by: The Criminal Mind
Teacher: What is family history?
CTR 7-8 Child: It’s like learning that my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa was in the Revolution.
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
Primary President talking about boys receiving the priesthood: Do you know what happens when a young man turns 12?
11-year-old girl: Yeah, they get the priesthood and become more like old grandpas.
Overheard by: Giggles
Bishop: Welcome to Sacrament Meeting. I’m Bishop Davidson and… [ring] [ring] … I’ll be turning off my cellphone.
Overheard by: Andrea
3-year-old singing the chorus of Follow The Prophet: Follow the wallet, follow the wallet, follow the wallet.
Overheard by: Brother Trump