5-year-old girl: Grandpa, Heavenly Father wants me to get married in the temple, right?
Grandpa: Yes, that’s right.
5-year-old girl: …and Satan, he wants us to get married at Chuck-A-Rama, doesn’t he?
Overheard by: ClistyB
(Chuck-A-Rama – An all-you-can-eat-buffet, much like Hometown buffet, etc.)
