Overheard In The Ward

Sunbeam Teacher: There are a couple of things we bring to church every week. What do your parents bring in their church bag?
Sunbeam: Tampons.

Overheard by: Laura

Dad to his son: Can you name the 12 tribes of Isreal?
Son: um…
Dad: Joseph, Levi, Asher, Dan…
Son: And Prancer and Cupid and Vixen!

Overheard by: Pop-Culture-Wins

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Seminary Teacher: Who were the three young men cast into the firey furnace?
Student: Shadrach, Meshach and… Radio Shack.

Overheard by: Abednego

7-year-old girl to cousin: I’m not scared because there are going to be “signs up” everywhere….

Overheard by: April B

Primary teacher: Does anyone know why Jesus was brought back to life?
CTR5 girl: So that he could tell all the people not to eat too much candy on Easter or they would get a belly ache.

Overheard by: Sister Sweet-Tooth

5-year-old to her 20-year old unmarried primary teacher: Did you know that my mommy is having another baby? Where are you gonna have babies…and who’s gonna be their daddies?

Overheard by: Kasekek

5-year-old loudly during the passing of sacrament: I wish they would hurry up with the water, that bread and my pretzels made me thirsty.

Overheard by: Sister Bottoms Up