9-year-old girl during primary lesson: In the words of Jesus Christ and Hannah Montana, nobody’s perfect.
Overheard by: Dana
Archive for March, 2009
4-year-old on 1st Sunday of the month: Mum, is Sunday going to be fast today?
Overheard by: Alison
5-year-old girl to her mother singing Jesus Once Of Humble Birth: Awww, Mom, did you know that Jesus wants a hummingbird?
Overheard by: ClistyB
Teacher: What church do we belong to?
Sunbeam: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Sin.
Overheard by: LateNight
Man to mother holding 6-month-old: Well, what a sweet little baby. And look at those chunky little thighs. You must get those from your Mother.
Overheard by: And Your Drooling From Your Father
Primary child giving closing prayer: Please bless that we can go on the boat again. I promise we won’t go on Sunday this time.
Overheard by: FourWinns
Doctor: Well, Mrs. Olsen, we’ve talked about your high blood pressure and your medications. Are you experiencing any particular stress in your life?
Patient: Oh, yes! It’s the Sunbeams. They’re driving me crazy.
Doctor surprised: The sunbeams.
Patient: Yes. I’ve never had trouble with them before, but this group won’t sit still. They bounce all over the room, and run out the door and down the hall.
Doctor reaching for pen: Have you told anyone about this?
Patient: Of course. I told the president.
Doctor: Really! What did the President tell you?
Patient: She said Sunbeams are like that. I’m just going to have to learn to deal with them.
Doctor concerned that he may be missing something: I know people who are sensitive to sunbeams. Do they cause you to rash or anything?
Patient confused: A rash? No.
Doctor: What’s the biggest problem they’re creating?
Patient: It’s the noise. They just won’t quit talking.
Doctor astonished: The sunbeams are talking to you?
Patient: Well, yes. But mostly to each other.
Doctor: I see. Can anyone else hear them talking?
Patient after a moment of stunned silence: You’re not LDS, are you?
Overheard by: Lauren
