Aging High Priest: So who’s your beau?
Single twenty-something sister: I don’t have one, thank you.
Aging High Priest: What?! So you are like the Hershey factory? All those people making chocolate, and no one gets to eat any of it!
Overheard by: Willy Wonka






February 9, 2009
That either makes no sense or it’s highly inappropriate. I can’t decide which.