Bishop’s wife about the temple: I just really appreciate the opportunity to enter such a beautiful orifice.
Overheard by: lfarknagel
Archive for February, 2009
BYU-Idaho planning and construction facilitator explaining the plans for the new auditorium: There will be a beautiful view of the temple from one window of the lobby… Marriage proposals will be scheduled in advance to prevent confusion.
Overheard by: He Isn’t Kidding
4-year-old girl: I don’t murmur unto the Lord, I murmur unto my parents.
Overheard by: Kathryn
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 25, 2009
Elders, General, High Priests, Relief Society, Sunday School / 2 Comments
Elders, General, High Priests, Relief Society, Sunday School / 2 Comments
Gospel Doctrine teacher writing “Endor to the end” on the chalkboard: We have to endure to the end of our lives.
Overheard by: Wicket W. Warrick
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 24, 2009
Elders, General, High Priests, Leadership / 2 Comments
Elders, General, High Priests, Leadership / 2 Comments
Music PhD student giving an announcement in Priesthood opening exercises: I’m writing a dissertation on using pedagogical techniques to teach tone-deaf people to sing and I’m looking for volunteers.
Bishopric first counselor: Don’t worry, Brother Johnson has already signed up… Oh… and it’s confidential, by the way.
Overheard by: Pedagog-a-what?
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 23, 2009
Children, General, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, General, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
3 year-old, upon returning from the restroom: Grandma, I didn’t hold my penis, and I peed everywhere!
Overheard by: Puddles
Sister reading from Alma 32:21: …therefore if ye have faith ye hope for things which are seen, which are not true… Wait.
Overheard by: Sunday School for Skeptics
