Bishop to junior primary: Have any of you ever had to do something really hard?
Sunbeam: Oh! My shoes are hard! And the walls are hard, and my car is hard…
Overheard by: Jawbreaker
Archive for January, 2009
Primary teacher: What’s something you can do to help others?
Sumbeam: Well… you just take a rope, and pull them up!
Overheard by: Brother Noose
Primary Team 1 picking a team name for a game: Let them pick first.
Teacher: Okay… [to Team 2] What is it?
Team 2: We’re BYU!
Teacher looking back at Team 1: And you guys?
Team 1: We’re BTBYU!
Teacher: Huh?
BTBYU: “Better Than BYU!”
Overheard by: Brother Referee
Grandson: Why would you want God to steal your soul?
Grandma: What? God doesn’t steal souls.
Grandson: But I heard you sing, “Please steal my soul.”
Overheard by: The Hymn Reaper
5-year-old Elizabeth: Grandpa, I just got done with cry mary.
Overheard by: Travis
Daughter: Our classroom is for timeout for bad kids.
Mother: Why is that?
Daughter: The door says violent boys and girls.
Overheard by: Candice Watson
Valiant 11 to Sunbeam Sister, working on paper activity: Oh no, you scribbled over your name!
Sunbeam: Oh S***!
Overheard by: Concerned Teacher
