Primary Chorister: What do you have faith in?
8-year-old girl: I have faith that someday I’ll get my own room.
Overheard by: Alicia
Archive for November, 2008
CTR 5 boy saying closing prayer after running late in primary: Dear Heavenly Father, thank you that church is over and we can go home. In the name of…
Overheard by: H to the Eck
Primary President: Next week’s Primary Program is a special opportunity to be a missionary because who will be there that normally wouldn’t be in sacrament meeting?
7-year-old: Jews!
Overheard by: jondh
5-year-old boy: Mom, I’m hungry.
Mom: You will have to wait until after church.
5-year-old boy: [biting big brothers arm] Mmmmm… Satisfying!
Overheard by: Suddenly Satisfied
6-year-old starting his testimony: Hello, my name is Jesus Christ… [pauses, shakes and hits his head]
Overheard by: LaughingMember
Someone giving a talk: I know we’ve all had problems with gas… prices being high.
Overheard by: Rob Warner
Primary Teacher: Who is the most evil person you can think of?
Boy: Democrats!
Overheard by: CTR5 Teacher
